a meme....

i got this off of kaya's blog. feel free to answer in the comments.

1. Can you cook?

2. What was your dream growing up?

3. What talent do you wish you had?

4. Favorite place?

5. Favorite vegetable?

6. What was the last book you read?

7. What zodiac sign are you ?

8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?

9. Worst Habit?

10. Do we know each other outside of blogging?

11. What is your favorite sport?

12. Negative or Optimistic attitude?

13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?

14. Worst thing to ever happen to you?

15. Tell me one weird fact about you:

16. Do you have any pets?

17. Do you know how to do the macarena?

18. What time is it where you are now?

19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?

20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?

21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?

22. What color eyes do you have?

23. Ever been arrested?

24. Favorite fictional character of all time?

25. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?

26. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

27. What’s your favorite hangout?

28. Do you believe in ghosts?

29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?

30. Do you swear a lot?

31. Biggest pet peeve?

32. In one word, how would you describe yourself?

33. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?

the name meme

Mistress is gone all day today and said to catch up on reading blogs. i came across this one on kaya's blog and thought it would be fun to do.











ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet, current car): pup-pup dakota
GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite kind of shoe): cookie-dough reebok
HIPPY NAME: (what you ate for breakfast, favorite tree): toast maple
SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born): anne seattle
STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name): low te
SUPERHERO NAME: (favorite color, favorite drink): blue diet pepsi
NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers/grandmothers): lester laura
STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy): princess truffle
TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 4th grade teacher’s last name, a city that starts with the same letter): crow covington
SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower): spring lily
CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now): strawberry jammies

48 question meme

i found this on jflame's blog. Mistress has to be gone more to tend to things so i have been bored,bored,bored.


1.When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
omg!!! what the hell is frankensteins' bride doing in my bathroom???
2.How much cash do you have on you?
about $3
3.Whats a word that rhymes with 'Door'?
more~as in i need more coffee-brb.


4.Favourite planet?
venus
5.Who is the 4Th person on the missed call list on your cell phone?
one of our adopted kids
6.What is you favourite ring tone on your phone?
the one Mistress and i have for each other.
7.What kind of top are you wearing?
nike t-shirt (one of Mistress's) that i sleep in.
8.Do you label yourself?
i am Mistress's slave
9.Bright or dark room?
dark (bright hurts eyes)
10.What do you think about the person who took this meme before you?
author of a blog i recently started reading
11.What does your watch look like?
don't wear one
12.What were you doing at midnight last night?
sleeping & probably also snoring.
13.What did your last text message say?
a private message from Mistress
14.Where is your nearest 7 - 11?
a city block away
15.Whats a word you say a lot (not yes or no)?
aside from Mistress~"piffle"( i am working on cutting down my profanity)
16.Who told you he/she loved you last?
Mistress
17.What was the last furry thing you touched?
the build a bear Mistress got for me.
18.How many drugs have you done in the past three days?
2~caffeine and nicotine
19.Favourite age you have been so far?
the age i am now-i have learned alot about myself this last year
20.Your worst enemy?
the cage Mistress puts me in when i have been bad.
21.What was the last thing you said to someone?
have a good day~i love you Mistress.
22.If you had to choose between a million bucks and the ability to fly, what would you choose?
a million bucks-i am terrified of flying
23.The last song you listened to?
some hannah montana song our youngest listens to at night
24.Whats your favourite number?
777-the date Mistress and i got married.
25.Where did you live in 1987?
in a brownstone with my gay best-friend and his partner.
26.What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
hit it with my purse
27.If you had to get a tattoo, what and where?
a rose with ribbon with my children's names in the ribbon. on my chest by my heart
28.If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
sign language
29.Are you touchy feely?
depends on how well i know the person and if Mistress is ok with it.
30.Name three things that you have on you at all times?
wedding ring,glasses & hair tye
31.When was the last time you WROTE a letter to someone and mailed it?
ummmm-hard to remember. i think it was to Mistress's cousin
32.Can you change the oil on a car?
no-i am forbidden from touching anything mechanical at all.
33.How far back do you know about your ancestry?
a couple hundred years back into sicily and scotland.
34.When showering, do you start the water and then get in, or get in and then start the water?
start the water first.
35.Do you moan in the shower like the people on the Herbal Essences adverts?
depends on if Mistress is in there with me and She allows me to
36.Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
yes-ages ago.
37.Have you ever been forced to share the shower with one of your siblings?
with a couple of my sisters when we were camping.
38.How old do you look?
i still get carded for alcohol.
38.How old do you act?
depends on my mood and Mistress's expectations
39.What was the last song you sang?
"life's what you make it" by hannah montana with our youngest.
40.Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed?
closed.
41.What is the sexist thing about Condoleeza Rice?
i honestly can't think of anything...ummm..she isnt my type.
42.Who's the sexist famous woman alive?
Mistress and i lust halle berry
43.Who's the sexist famous man alive?
ummmmm????....i am drawing a blank.
44.Does every family have a crazy uncle?
oh yes. my family doesnt call him crazy he is just "eccentric"
45.Does playing the guitar make a man/woman more attractive?
if the woman is also on a harley-hell yes!!!
46.Have you ever had sex in a tent or sleeping bag?
oh yes
47.What about in a boat?
yes
48.Should guys wear pink?
if it compliments them-yes

some q&a of my year

it is snowing outside again~hopefully it will stop so there is school tomorrow. Mistress is teen sitting again. a friend of mine sent me this meme on a vanilla site and i thought i would post it here and elaborate where my being slave applies.

if you are reading this~feel free to use it on your blog. just leave me a note in a comment so i can check your answers out.

1. What did you do in 2008 that you’d never done before?

experienced breath play & tens unit with Mistress.i also cleaned out and carved a pumpkin~i know that may not seem like a big deal but the smell of pumpkin guts makes me very queasy.

2. Did you keep your new year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year?

for the most part i did and yes i have made a few for 2009.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?

our daughter in-law had our grand-daughter :)

4. Did anyone close to you die?

my grand-father, a close friend and one of our iguanas :(

5. What countries did you visit?

none this year. need to get my passport for our summer trip to canada.

6. What would you like to have in 2009 that you lacked in 2008?

more patience with myself and not being over-analytical about things. since Mistress is happy with me as Her slave then i need to relax and not worry about it.

7. What dates from 2008 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?

may 26th~the birth of our grand-daughter

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?

having a better handle on my panic attacks so i can go back to school. i also now make Mistress approved crepes for Her.

9. What was your biggest failure?

not quitting smoking entirely

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?

just the normal colds & flu's i get every year. i got whiplash tripping over a cat and took a fall down the stairs thanks to my dog pulling too hard on the leash.

11. What was the best thing you bought?

a digital camera/video cam that i am filling up with pics/vids of everything.

12. Whose behaviour merited celebration?

our oldest daughter's~she has really matured in the last year.

13. Whose behaviour made you appalled and depressed?

ignorant family members who treat me as a pariah because i am gay.

14. Where did most of your money go?

bills,food and the kids/grandkids.

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?

signing up to go back to school and Mistress talking of collaring me this april.

16. Compared to this time last year, are you:a) happier or sadder? b) thinner or fatter? c) richer or poorer?

i am happier,thinner and poorer,

17. What do you wish you’d done more of?

camping out more with family and having more private moments with Mistress

18. What do you wish you’d done less of?

over-analyzing things

19. How did you spend Christmas?

spent it at home with Mistress and the children.

20. Did you fall in love in 2008?

yes~i fall in love with Mistress more and more everyday.

21. What was your favorite TV program?

i love lucy,absolutely fabulous,coupling, keeping up appearances, csi,bones, dexter and red green and red dwarf

22. Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?

i really don't hate anyone.

23. What was the best book you read?

river running red by anne rule. she shared more information about the victims of the grk and didnt dwell on glr.

24. What did you want and get?

i wanted to deepen my submission to Mistress and She has given me patience and support.

25. What did you want and not get?

to get a house in the country~that fell through.

26. What was your favorite film of this year?

shutter

27. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?

i had some private time with Mistress after She took me out to a romantic dinner and scary movie. i turned 38.

28. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?

to be able to move out of this neighborhood.

29. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2008?

during the day i dress casually and at night i wear what is appropriate for what Mistress wants to do.

30. What kept you sane?

i do alot of reading and take alot of walks with Mistress. Mistress also buys me alot of things for the bath so i can relax in a hot bath of bubbles when everyone is out of the house :)

31. What political issue stirred you the most?

same-sex marriage legislation

32. Who did you miss?

my nana

33. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2008.

don't sweat the small stuff

another meme & an update

i am feeling better mentally but still have this dang cold & cough. i shared with Mistress my insecurities of Her leaving and She told me that if She was ever going to leave me~She would've a loooong time ago when we went through our roughest patch. She said i am stuck with Her and She is also stuck with me :)

Mistress is going out of town this weekend for a week to do some house sitting for a friend. i am going to miss Her :( She said She will call me so i can tell Her what i am up to. i am getting more into the christmas spirit. i have a surprise in mind for Mistress but will wait for Her to be out of town to do it.

here is a meme i found on another blog that i read. sorry i dont have alot of smut to write about. i am sure when we are feeling better~ playtime will commence.

1. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night? - morning

2. On which side of the bed do you sleep? - right side

3. Pork, beef, or chicken? - beef

4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? - yes-when pregnant with both children.

5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on? - left

6. Candles or incense? - candles

7. Do you dance when no one is watching? - on occasion

8. Did you play doctor when you were little? - oh yes >:)

9. Stove top cooking or microwave? - stove top (microwave for popcorn)

10. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty? - car

11. Shower or bath? - shower

12. Do you pee in the shower? - no

13. Mexican or Chinese food? - mexican

14. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? - aggressive

15. Do you own sex toys? - oh yes

16. Corn dogs or hot dogs? - cheese dogs

17. Your favorite restaurant? - la palma

18. What did you have for lunch today? - not yet but will probably have soup since i am currently sick

19. When did you last fall down? - a few months ago over the shadow of a tree (Mistress still laughs about that one)

20. Have you ever wished someone were dead? - no

21. Love or money? - love

22. Credit cards or cash? - cash-credit cards for emergencies only

23. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn’t? - oh yes

24. Oreos or vanilla wafers? - oreos

25. How do you like your steak cooked? - grilled with sauteed mushrooms

26. How do you like your eggs cooked? - over easy

27. Have you ever knocked someone off their feet in a fight? - yes

28. Would you rather go camping or to a five star hotel? - camping

29. Would you rather have a root canal or minor surgery? - minor surgery

30. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money? - the head?...there isnt enough money in the world

31. Would you rather have lice or an STD? - who thought of this question-neither

32. What’s your favorite hard candy? - butterscotch

33. Ever been to a strip club? - yes

34. Ever been to a bar? - yes

35. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? - yes

36. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? - no

37. Kissed someone of the same sex? - yes

38. Had sex in the car? - yes

39. Had sex at the beach? - yes

40. Had sex in a movie theater? - yes

41. Had sex in a bathroom? - yes

42. Have you ever been in an “adult” store? - yes

43. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? -dont have a friends list.

44. Have you been caught having sex? - no

45. Have you ever kissed a stranger? -no

46. Does anyone have naughty pictures of you? - Mistress

a christmas meme

i am still sick and thought maybe doing a christmas meme would help with my feeling blah. i am too lazy to tag anyone so if you are reading this...consider yourself tagged :)

1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? gift bags

2. Real tree or artificial? real tree

3. When do you put up the tree? day after thanksgiving

4. When do you take the tree down? january 2nd

5. Do you like eggnog? yummy~yes

6. Favorite gift received as a child? a horse. she was an appaloosa i named "queenie" and she was my best friend until the day she died.

7. Hardest person to buy for? our oldest grandson

8. Easiest person to buy for? our youngest daughter

9. Do you have a nativity scene? yes-it was a gift from my late nana. its inside a huge snow globe that plays "away in a manger".

10. Mail or email Christmas cards? depends on who it is.

11. Worst Christmas gift you ever received? a wool sweater at a party at a former job~it was beautiful but i am allergic to wool :(

12. Favorite Christmas movie? "a christmas story" ("you'll shoot your eye out")

13. When do you start shopping for Christmas? we shop all year around.

14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? yes~see #11

15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? Mistress's home-made dressing

16. Lights on the tree; colored or white? colored

17. Favorite Christmas song? "grandma got run over by a reindeer" & "mary did you know"

18. Travel at Christmas or stay home? this year we are staying at home

19. Can you name all of Santa's reindeer? yes

20. Angel on the tree top or a star? star

21. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning? family gifts on christmas eve and then from santa christmas morning

22. Favorite ornament theme or color? blue & white

23. Favorite for Christmas dinner? Mistress's dressing, my daughter inlaws cauliflower cheese dish & my homemade fudge.

24. What do you want for Christmas this year? a nice whipping to end the year right.

25. Who is most likely to respond to this?whoever is in the christmas spirit.

7 random facts

while reading one of my favorite blogs-the author tagged all of her readers so here it goes:

* Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog - some random, some weird.

1. i am a chocaholic-especially truffles, and only without nuts

2. i need coffee for my brain to function-and i mean STRONG coffee. (Mistress calls it mud)

3. my 2nd and 3rd toes are webbed together. it is congenital and hereditary.

4.i am a major germaphobe. i always use napkins to open doors and i sanitize the grocery cart i use to shop with. when i wash my hands Mistress says i look like a surgeon scrubbing in for surgery.

5. i am the black sheep of the family but the only one that still talks to every member of my family.

6. i was pooped on by a seagull flying overhead when i was 6 and ever since then i panic and cover my head when a bird flies over my head. Mistress gets a kick out of it :)

7. i think snakes & reptiles are cool but the site of a wild mouse/rat will have me climbing onto the tops of furniture.

if you read this and have a blog-consider yourself tagged :)

down time....a meme

well-Mistress and i have had one of those weeks where the only luck W/we have had is bad luck. Mistress sprained Her ankle tripping over O/our new puppy in the middle of the night. She has to stay off of it as much as possible. while walking the dogs yesterday-i got stung by a bee. luckily i was able to pull up my pj pant leg before the bee could fully inject its stinger. Mistress immediately looked to see if the stinger was in me and it wasnt. i am deathly allergic to bees-as is Mistress. i only do the epi-pen when absolutely necessary because i hate the side effects. i iced my leg all day and kept it elevated. today i woke up with a sore throat and Mistress isnt feeling too hot either. W/we have been having down time watching movies and W/we have become addicted to hidden object games. i saw this meme on another submissive's blog and thought it would be fun to do it myself. so here it goes.....

Only two rules: You must answer yes or no. You may not explain unless someone asks.

Taken a picture naked? yes

made money illegally? yes

Had a one night stand? yes

Been in a fist fight? yes

Slept with your best friend? no

Had sex in a public place? yes

Ditched work to have sex? yes

Slept with a member of the same sex? yes

Seen someone die? yes

Ran from the police? yes

Woke up somewhere and not remember how you got there? yes

Worn your partners unmentionables? yes

Fallen asleep at work? yes

Used toys in the bedroom? yes

Ran a red light? yes

Been fired? no

Been in a car accident? yes

Pole danced or done a striptease? no

Loved someone you shouldn’t? no

Sang karaoke? yes

Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? no

Laughed so hard you peed your pants? yes

Caught someone having sex? yes

Kissed a perfect stranger? no

Shaved your partner? yes

Given your private parts a nickname? yes

Ever gone in public without underwear? yes

Had sex on a roof top? yes

Played chicken? yes

Mooned/flashed someone? yes

Do you sleep naked? yes

Blacked out from drinking? no

Felt like killing someone? yes

Had sex more than 5 times in one day? yes

Been with someone because they were in a band? no

Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day? no

Shot a gun? yes

Gone outside naked? yes